Nina Supersonic
Same Old Terry, Always Cheating

Still quite aghast at how John Terry coerced one woman into having sex with him, let alone several. Slow-acting rohypnol aftershave? He is a footballer, he could probably afford to have some made. Terry is one of those unfortunate people who is so thoroughly rough that he looks as though he was born straight into a young offender’s institute. What’s the betting his first birthday present was an ASBO? I really have nothing more to say on the matter other than it is totally lovely when your violent hatred of someone is confirmed. Seeing him crying like a pre-pubescent girl when Chelsea lost the Champions League remains a perverse highlight of my life.